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National Lampoon's Intake
$49.99$49.99
The All-In-One Pre-Workout
While everyone else is coasting through the holidays, you’re still putting in work. Intake delivers the energy and focus you need to crush every lift, even after a long night of wrapping gifts. Each scoop packs 8g of L-Citrulline, 3.2g of Beta Alanine, 2.5g of Betaine Anhydrous, and 300mg of caffeine from fast- and extended-release sources. With Senactiv®, ElevATP®, and CDP-Choline, this pre-workout keeps you locked in from the first sleigh bell to the last rep. One scoop brings the cheer, two will have you flying like Santa’s sleigh.
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As a dietary supplement, mix 2 scoops with 10-12 ounces of cold water. Consume 20-30 minutes prior to training. New users should start with 1 scoop to assess tolerance.
ENERGY & FOCUS
HIGH-STIMULANT
POWER & STRENGTH
TESTED FOR QUALITY
FORMULATED FOR HARD WORKING MF'ERS
ALL-IN-ONE PRE-WORKOUT
Designed as a complete pre-workout solution, Intake combines energy, pumps, focus, and performance into a single, comprehensive formula. Whether you prefer one scoop for a strong boost or two scoops for maximum intensity, Intake adapts to your training demands. Intake delivers everything you need to fine-tune performance and dominate every session.*
ENERGY & FOCUS
Intake delivers powerful, long lasting energy paired with laser sharp mental focus to fuel intense training sessions. A balanced caffeine blend featuring fast acting caffeine anhydrous and extended-release zümXR® provides immediate intensity with sustained energy, while theobromine helps smooth the stimulant curve. L-Tyrosine and CDP-Choline support neurotransmitter production and cognitive function, enhancing alertness, reaction time, and mind muscle connection from start to finish.*
INCREASED BLOOD FLOW
With the inclusion of L-Citrulline, Intake is engineered to maximize nitric oxide production and blood flow to working muscles. Enhanced circulation delivers more oxygen and nutrients while helping remove metabolic waste during training. This increased blood flow supports fuller muscle pumps, improved endurance, and a more productive training environment for both strength and hyper-focused workouts.*
ENHANCED PERFORMANCE
Intake is formulated to elevate overall performance and training output across all styles of lifting. Beta-Alanine helps buffer lactic acid to delay fatigue during high-intensity sets, while Betaine Anhydrous supports power output and strength. Advanced performance ingredients like ElevATP® and Senactiv® enhance cellular energy production, endurance, and recovery, allowing you to train harder, longer, and more efficiently.*
NO PROBLEMS. JUST WORK.
Axe & Sledge is a reflection of the same grit, discipline, and work ethic that defines a hard-working lifestyle. The gym becomes your job site, the weights your tools, and supplements your fuel to keep the grind going strong. Every scoop, every rep, every drop of sweat is a reminder that strength is built through consistency, effort, and the refusal to quit.