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National Lampoon's Farm Fed
$56.99
Keep your holiday gains merry and bright with Farm Fed! Each scoop delivers 25g of pure protein and 50mg of Digeseb® enzymes for smooth digestion. Made with 100% whey isolate — low fat, low carb, low sugar, and packed with essential amino acids. It’s the clean protein you’ll want under your tree this year.
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Mix 1 scoop with 6-8 oz of water, milk, or milk substitute. Vary the amount of liquid to taste.
TESTED FOR QUALITY
SOY FREE
GLUTEN FREE
CUSTOMER FAVORITE
FORMULATED FOR HARD WORKING MF'ERS
SUPPORTS MUSCLE GROWTH
Farm Fed supports lean muscle growth and faster recovery by delivering a complete amino acid profile in every serving. The high-quality whey isolate provides fast-digesting protein that helps stimulate muscle protein synthesis after training while supporting muscle repair. Whether you’re focused on building muscle, maintaining lean mass, or recovering between sessions, Farm Fed delivers the protein your body needs to perform and progress.*
100% WHEY ISOLATE
Farm Fed is made with 100% whey protein isolate, one of the cleanest and most efficient protein sources available. Each serving delivers 25 grams of high-quality protein that is naturally rich. Whey isolate is low in fat, carbohydrates, and sugar, making Farm Fed an ideal choice for anyone looking to increase protein intake without unnecessary fillers or excess calories.*
DIGESTIBILITY & ABSORPTION
Farm Fed is formulated for superior digestion and nutrient absorption. With the addition of 100 milligrams of DigeSEB® digestive enzymes per serving, this protein helps break down protein more efficiently, reducing bloating and stomach discomfort. This enhanced digestibility allows your body to absorb and utilize amino acids more effectively, supporting muscle repair, recovery, and overall performance.*
AMAZING FLAVORS
Farm Fed is designed to taste as good as it performs, featuring a variety of rich, gourmet flavors that make hitting your daily protein goals easy and enjoyable. Its smooth texture and clean flavor profile make it perfect for shakes, smoothies, or mixing with meals throughout the day. Whether post-workout or between meals, Farm Fed fits seamlessly into your daily routine.*
NO PROBLEMS. JUST WORK.
Axe & Sledge is a reflection of the same grit, discipline, and work ethic that defines a hard-working lifestyle. The gym becomes your job site, the weights your tools, and supplements your fuel to keep the grind going strong. Every scoop, every rep, every drop of sweat is a reminder that strength is built through consistency, effort, and the refusal to quit.